Holyman Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband...... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 HHAHAHAHHA....EITHER THAT OR ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST i mean the ones that do exist are already married...hows that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Its funny 'cuz its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I hoping to graduate to a level one some time soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I hoping to graduate to a level one some time soon 302597[/snapback] I gave up on trying to meet anyones expectations along time ago. lol. She still loves me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreestyler Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05bansh Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Thats the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I gave up on trying to meet anyones expectations along time ago. 302598[/snapback] i did 2... now she is married 2 sum1 else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 i did 2... now she is married 2 sum1 else 302610[/snapback] Well, you gotta be who you are right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 i did 2... now she is married 2 sum1 else 302610[/snapback] AWWWWWWW MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 AWWWWWWW MAN 302618[/snapback] im sure u can make me feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 im sure u can make me feel better 302623[/snapback] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyman Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Well, you gotta be who you are right? 302613[/snapback] And by the sound of it, you "gotta be" alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 im sure u can make me feel better 302623[/snapback] LMFAO im sure i could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 That's somefunny stuff!! I've just come to the conclusion that women are insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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