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[wesw]

wesw...

1- George Bush is an idiot and I've already discussed this at length in a previous post.

2- I've already said I don't care how much prison sex brooke or anyone else has, but like anything else, if you are doing it, don't be all sensitive when someone else knows you're doing it and says something about it. If I secretly smoke piles of crack, should I get all put out if someone finds out?

3- I'm not part of the religious right.

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then what is the big deal with brooke doing stuff with a chick. i really dont understand it. i think your just trying to push buttons to get people all fired up and pissed off, which is funny at times. probably not on this one

 

anyways

[04ShEeLE]

I know I said that I wasn't gonna post here anymore but I have a question for Holyman. This is in no way trying to bash you or anything this is something that I'm wondering. Holyman, you  got on some assholes case a while back because he was making racial jokes and you said it wasnt right to make fun of somebody based on race but now you're saying you would rip on somebody if they said they were a homosexual because they openly admitted it. So if I were to openly admit that I was hispanic (which I am,) does that mean its ok for people to start asking me if i want some tacos and burritos or how hard was it for my daddy to cross the river with me on his back, or to give everyone else but me the fine china cause ill prolly steal it. Or with any other race, would it be ok to constantly make fun of them because of their race? Like I said this isn't meant to bash you I'm just curious how one is different then the other.

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is your name Jose???

 

 

 

 

J/K

[Chemical Castration]

chemical... maybe us guys from the Midwest roll with the punches a little easier than you folks. Maybe it's a cultural thing. For example... I was at the junk yard one day getting some car parts. There was a hispanic guy ahead of me who had paid for his parts with a $50. So when the guy at the counter gave him change, he rounded up in the favor of the customer to the nearest dollar and kinda dropped the money on the counter. The customer became furious, said something in Spanish to one of the other guys behind the counter and stomped out. I had no idea what just happened. I knew the guys at the junk yard so I asked what that was all about. The guy who spoke Spanish said that the customer was offended by the way the counter guy dropped the money. He said it was an insult, like throwing some scraps to a dog. I think most people would be happy they got a few extra coins worth of money. Apparently it was a cultural thing with this guy.

 

The way I see it, ALOT of us have been with the HQ for years and dedicate ALOT of our time to it and each other. In my book that makes us on the same level and "friends". If screamin calls you poncho and you call him lucky, then obviously you can handle some barbs. All I'm saying is that if I hang around with someone for years, they should be loosened up enough to handle it. Around here, in my circle of friends, you've got a week, at most, to get loosened up. If you can't handle it by then, the pressure doubles. Since alot of us work construction or have worked construction, there is an endless barrage of material. Especially sideways compliments and double entendre's. You have to learn fast because if you don't get the joke, then everyone IS laughing at you and not with you. The guys in my group also need to show humility. If you can't crack on yourself, then you don't have the right to crack on someone else. So when I said that I'm an a$$hole because I eat intestine soup, it means I am what I eat. That shows that I am acknowledging brooke's poke at me and even agreeing with it. And if you are what you eat, then you can translate what brooke is   From my point of view, it's light, playful, bantering not evil minded uber-righteousness. So maybe you can see it from my angle now.

 

Now for STD's. The fact is that women are more susceptible to STD's than men because of the design of their bodies. The uterus is made to retain fluids where as the penis is designed to release fluids. Once diseased fluids enter the vagina they are kept warm and moist where they quickly reproduce. The male has only a small penile opening with which he can receive the diseased fluids. The rest is exposed to air upon withdrawl where the moisture dissipates providing a much less hospitible atmosphere to produce disease. A female who has vaginal sex with multiple partners exposes herself to much more risk than the males. A woman who has oral sex with with men also invites those diseases into the mouth where they can easily reproduce since it is like the vaginal cavity, warm and moist. A woman who has oral sex on bi-sexual women takes the same risks as one who has vaginal AND oral sex with multiple men since the other woman presumably has had vaginal sex with men. For those who choose to have oral sex AT ALL outside of a completely monogamous relationship, the risk of disease is immense since all it takes is one wet kiss to transfer STD's from one person to the next. Oral sex by itself is risky because of the risk of biological illnesses that are not considered STD's. Remember you are putting your mouth on the toilet of the body which discharges all of the toxins and biological matter that the body has rejected. The uterus constantly discharges small amounts of dead tissue and of course during the menstrual period, blood and uteran lining is also shed. The groin also has many sweat glands which release wastes onto the skin. The body rejects these tissues and fluids because they are un-healthy. As mentioned, men can avoid many diseases from vaginal sex simply because of the design of the genitals. However men become as at risk as women when it comes to anal sex and oral sex. The diseases from the wastes in the rectum are easily transferred during oral sex and since "crap smears" and doesn't dry quickly, the diseases can survive much longer outside the body. Meaning it get's transferred to the vagina and mouth nd to other parts of the exposed body. In the end, you'd almost have a lower risk of disease by licking the toilet in the subway. It is cleaned on a regular basis and it's dry so minimal disease growth can occurr. Hopefully some folks got a more open understanding of STD's. And maybe it was something some folks never really thought much about

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Holyman you can ask anybody on here that knows me. When it comes to jokes of anykind I am probably the most easy going(chances are I know more than the person thats making fun of me) There were only 2 incidents where somebody made my blood boil because of racial discrimination one was a guy who asked if i could hook him up with some oranges (i didnt know him at all i had met him literally like 2 minutes prior to that comment) and another time when I was at a house where these people let you pick oranges on their property for like 3 bucks, an old man walked up to me and started asking me all of these technical questions about fruit and then started talking to me like if i worked there kept telling me to wait by the entrance cause he was gonna be back so i could load the shit in his car, I know it was just ignorance the guy didnt know any better, for both cases all I did was just walk away I didnt go all crazy and scream "I CUTCHOO UP MANG!!!". This is probably the only time ive ever thrown out the racial card and it was only to see how you saw the 2 different. I know this has nothing to do with what were discussing but I dont believe in arguing about somebodies opinion it's pretty much pointless because no matter what you do it's always gonna be a stalemate because its just an opinion. However I do feel that it is necessary to understand the person youre arguing with and why they have that opinion, I feel that you got the wrong impression of me so I was just making it clear.

 

Now the only thing that I dont understand is that youre comparing your "attacks" (please note the quotations) on brooke, so are you saying that pretty much everything that you told her was merely in good fun? because it came off as a straight insult. My whole question is how can you talk shit about somebody making fun of somebody because of their race but turn around and talk shit about a girl because of her sexual preferences. IMO both are colse to the same just like you said theyre both choices of the person to accept whether they want to take it up the ass or if they wanna be called paco and eat a shitload of tacos for breakfast.

 

And I can handle you saying that I must be an a$$hole because I ordered a bowl of intestine soup

 

I wouldnt call you an asshole. I would say that youre full of shit.

 

 

So when I said that I'm an a$$hole because I eat intestine soup, it means I am what I eat

 

YOU SAID IT NOT ME!!

 

is your name Jose???

 

Oh mang j00 know j00 cant handle my guatemalaness

[Brooke]

"I CUTCHOO UP MANG!!!".

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[dalegoldston]

This sounds like a Soap Opera. What is everyone trying to do to each other? Are you trying to convert religions or something. Explain how you are right and they are wrong. Well it wont work. Everyone has there way of doing things and they damn sure wont change for a faceless typer over the internet. If you cant take being poked at then leave. Just my .03 cents, inflation you know.

[Holyman]

However I do feel that it is necessary to understand the person youre arguing with and why they have that opinion, I feel that you got the wrong impression of me so I was just making it clear.

I totally feel the same way and respect you for that. Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.

 

My whole question is how can you talk shit about somebody making fun of somebody because of their race but turn around and talk shit about a girl because of her sexual preferences. IMO both are colse to the same just like you said theyre both choices of the person to accept whether they want to take it up the ass or if they wanna be called paco and eat a shitload of tacos for breakfast.

My thing is that you were born hispanic and your parents named you what they named you. If you're black when you're born, you'll be black when you die. The only way to change that is to go the "MJ" route and he's still black, he's just messed up in the head enough to think he's not.

On the other hand, sexual preference is based on just that... preference. You have to make a conscious decision to "experiment" {which I think is a really poor choice of words. It's not like a real experiment where you don't know how it will turn out} and more often than not, the idea to experiment is based on the suggestion of someone else who has already done it. That's why hispanic parents can look at there little boy and say with pride that he's hispanic but parents will never look at their little girl and say with pride she's a bisexual. So to me it's a difference between what you are and what you do.

[Cotton eyed Joe]

I didnt go all crazy and scream "I CUTCHOO UP MANG!!!".

 

Oh mang j00 know j00 cant handle my guatemalaness

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I remember that story. You should have told the guy "Whachoo messin wit ese, dohn you know I'm loco??" then start throwing gang signs. He would have shit his Depends.

[04ShEeLE]

What I have gotten from all of this shit, is that apparently Holyman has a VERY DRY sense of humor. I would have caught on earlier if we were face to face and I could have read facial expressions. I myself have a dry sense of humor, and people mistake shit I say too. Being that all of us are typing on a keyboard, I think some peoples heads have gotten bigger and they have suddenly gotten tougher. I have had fun reading, so thank you guys

[Holyman]

What I have gotten from all of this shit, is that apparently Holyman has a VERY DRY sense of humor.  I would have caught on earlier if we were face to face and I could have read facial expressions.  I myself have a dry sense of humor, and people mistake shit I say too.  Being that all of us are typing on a keyboard, I think some peoples heads have gotten bigger and they have suddenly gotten tougher.  I have had fun reading, so thank you guys

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233 posts and this guy nails it in 1 paragraph. You are the MAN

[moto4man350]

all i have to say is " treat a girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud".

 

all the women know it's true.

[ikikazz]

all i have to say is " treat a girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud".

 

all the women know it's true.

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if you would look at the dates.... no one cares anymore. why'd you go searching for it? got nothing else to do with your pathetic life...

[Holyman]

if you would look at the dates.... no one cares anymore. why'd you go searching for it? got nothing else to do with your pathetic life...

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Agreed!!!

Hey man haven't you ever seen Mummy? When something is buried, you don't dig it up just for grins or you might just suffer a curse