Dune Ratt Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 how about "get your cock out of my Crystler" Quote
trail rider Posted May 1, 2004 Author Report Posted May 1, 2004 "I been on the Jarad subway diet, I lost 180lbs. I got a little excess skin though, my neck looks like a vagina" Quote
nater006 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Ah thats from Austin Powers 3.. "Oh my lucky stars, a Negro!" Quote
Holyman Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 "Oh my lucky stars, a Negro!" Blast from the Past So what are your hobbies? I like to golf. How often do you golf? Never. But I'm gonna have to cut back and that's really gonna hurt. Quote
Holyman Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Or how about the good ole one liner.... "Whoa" Bill and Teds excellent adventure. Quote
nater006 Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Or how about the good ole one liner.... "Whoa" Bill and Teds excellent adventure. I think Keanu says that in every one of his movies, though.. Quote
Holyman Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 (edited) I'll start out easy for you #1 ... and that's when the whores come in... doin' their little beehind shake for the menfolk. $20 for the RENT he says. Instead he spends it on the WHORE! #2 it's nothin' but a little bunny rabbit... go chop off it's head #3 what's with the plastic forks? hey elephant girl, just go get carol #4 one small step for man... one giant leap for...{gulp}... I HAVE A DREAM!!! #5 I name this here bend Pittsburgh Nelly. She could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing growin' on her neck #6 this is some mighty fine stew. {snort} yep. Well I slaughtered that horse a week ago last Tuesday. I'm 'fraid she's startin' to turn. #7 just do me one favor honey. What's that? When I die, just bury me out in back and tell everyone I left you. #8 Lhy Lon't Le Lust Lepelate? What? Oh YEAH! Why don't we just seperate! Your a GENIUS! #9 {SCREAM} Honey are you OK!?!? Yeah mom... It's just a spider. A big hairy digusting spider. #10 ... trapped... Why do you say you are "trapped in a womans body???" {large black guy responds} well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps reeeal hard Edited May 1, 2004 by Holyman Quote
efward Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 how's about" now here's a quarter, go down town and have a rat knaw that thing off your face !! good day to you ma'am" John Candy - Uncle Buck. Someone might have got that already. Didn't notice. #1 ... and that's when the whores come in... doin' their little beehind shake for the menfolk. $20 for the RENT he says. Instead he spends it on the WHORE! Anonymous old lady - Tommy Boy. "I like her idea..." #4 one small step for man... one giant leap for...{gulp}... I HAVE A DREAM!!! Farley - Black Sheep #5 I name this here bend Pittsburgh Nelly. She could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing growin' on her neck Farley - Almost Heroes "get your cock out of my Crystler" Me Myself and Irene Here's an easy one: "Charlie don't surf!" Quote
txblueshee Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 " Well look at the brain on brad..... you's a smart motherphucker" "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast".... "You eat shit for breakfast??" "TALK TO ME GOOSE!!!" "You're so drunk that you're seein doubles".... "Well I gots two guns.... one for the both of ya" "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get ALOT of dimes!!!" (Same movie)"WERE THA WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?!" "You reckon there's peckers in that meat carl" Mike Quote
Holyman Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Shakaka... Hey I'm the loogy guy... remember? Here's another one... So the conspiracy theories we've believed all these years are caused by "the man"?...So the NBA instituted the 3 point shot to give white boys a chance? So the entertainment industry really is out to get Spike Lee? and OJ didn't really do it... Quote
03 'shee Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Here's another one...So the conspiracy theories we've believed all these years are caused by "the man"?...So the NBA instituted the 3 point shot to give white boys a chance? So the entertainment industry really is out to get Spike Lee? and OJ didn't really do it... undercover brother next1 "and i went to see the president of the united states again" Quote
efward Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 " Well look at the brain on brad..... you's a smart motherphucker" SanueL - Pulp Fiction "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"...."You eat shit for breakfast??" Shooter / Happy - Happy Gilmore "TALK TO ME GOOSE!!!" Cmon - Top Gun "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get ALOT of dimes!!!"(Same movie)"WERE THA WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?!" - Blazing Saddles. Great movie. "and i went to see the president of the united states again" Hanks - Forest Gump OK. How about: "That's what the Internet is for, slandering other anonymously!" Quote
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