Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) Start by going to a place that attracts mullets. WalMart, Sams Club, and county fairs are the best hunting grounds You have to play with 2 people or more.... One of you has to spot a mullet before the other one, then say "MULLET" only don't actually let the mullet know it has been spotted. 10pts. If someone else calls that same mullet in the same location, it doesn't count. The only way you can call the same mullet is in a different store or location and you have to say "REPEAT OFFENDER" 5 pts. If you see a couple, a guy and a woman...no exceptions....that is unless you can't tell..."DOUBLE THREAT" 20pts. If you see an unusual mullet, say one that is like a Skullet, or a sick sick sick Camaro mullet where the back is down to the guys ass, or you see one serious lesbian mullet "SERIOUS OFFENDER" 50pts, but everyone has to agree that its the sickest one you've seen in a while. Also, anyone calling a mullet must be subject to judgement by others playing. You have to all agree that it is in fact a mullet, and not a bowl cut or anything else. 100% or nothing. I'm trying to find a way to incorporate a cell phone camera into this for added points. Oh and if you see a mullet driving a camaro, any year...you win for the day and you can't start another game until tomorrow. 1000000000000 pts. My wife did it the same day I implemented this rule.... Edited April 15, 2004 by Cotton eyed Joe Quote
Dune Ratt Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I've been playing the mullet game for a while but with some small variations of the rules you set forth. First of all a Mullet is a Mullet is a Mullet. If you cantWhen we spot mullet its 10pts. if you can proporly identify the mullets clasifacation you get an aditional 10pts.(skullit, frollet, Cyrus, feather mullet, exc.) If you can tell what kind of car the Mullet drives just by the hair 50pts. (for this you must stake out the parking lot) Quote
Dune Ratt Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 You also forgot the best mullet hunt'n teritory. Around any type of racing that all they do is turn left! Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I think I'm going to try to identify what car/truck belongs to the spotted and tagged mullet. I've done that for years with people at random. I like to see if I can match the "personality" of the car and the owner. I had an S-10 2wd pick up for 2 years....I had one guy say to me at a gas station "When I saw you pull up I thought...just a guy in a truck...but when you got out...I thought How the hell does he fit in that thing??" Never had anyone say something like that to me before. I knew then, that truck had to go in a bad way. Quote
blazenlo Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 You guys farkin crack me up....MULLET GAME.....LMFAO. Quote
SICK BOY Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I have a better game.Go to a mall and fart by old people and then walk away.They stand there not remembering if they did it or not,real good times. Quote
blazenlo Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I think I know were you get your username from. LOL funny stuff man. Quote
boonman Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I thought How the hell does he fit in that thing??" Never had anyone say something like that to me before.I knew then, that truck had to go in a bad way. In that case Stan, you need my Dodge!!!!! Quote
sredish Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Posted April 15, 2004 I have a better game.Go to a mall and fart by old people and then walk away.They stand there not remembering if they did it or not,real good times. This is getting exciting!! Quote
DUNEDEMON Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 Hey WTF, I have a mullet! and it looks GOOD! They are still cool in Southern California. Quote
. Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 How many points do I get for spotting a guy today with a mullet halfway down his back, work boots with jeans tucked into them, half unlaced of course, shoveling mulch out of his beat up f-250 with a confederate flag in the back window into a wheelbarrow, all in the driveway of a 600,000 development home? Quote
ledofthezep Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 I have a better game.Go to a mall and fart by old people and then walk away.They stand there not remembering if they did it or not,real good times. Better yet...sneek up behind a sweet old lady or a group & scream at the top of your lungs. Watch'm jump & hope you don't cause any to stroke. Back in the day my friends & I would go to WalyWorld & get balls from the toy section & launch them over the isles, listen for the carnage & act like you know nothing. Good times. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 15, 2004 Report Posted April 15, 2004 How many points do I get for spotting a guy today with a mullet halfway down his back, work boots with jeans tucked into them, half unlaced of course, shoveling mulch out of his beat up f-250 with a confederate flag in the back window into a wheelbarrow, all in the driveway of a 600,000 development home? That counts as a unique mullet. How often do you see something like that!!! SERIOUS OFFENDER!!!!!!! Quote
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