oldbanshee Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 yeah id like to hear the joke too !!! i cant pm anyone on bt. it let me last night and now i cant. screw it. i never would of went there if someone didnt inform me of it. even when the hq was down i didnt go there, thats what free porn is for so bt can suck a nut for all i care. oh and dont ever pm one of their mods and call him home boy thanks for the support everyone. later Cut and paste the pm's! Quote
evil Posted January 28, 2004 Author Report Posted January 28, 2004 ahhh screw it im done with it. i can send a pm but not look into the forums and if i try to send another pm it gives me the banned bs. but if i look on the main page it says im online but i cant go into any forums. and as for the adminasstriuzzel, his comment made me not want to go back. there was a mod there that was cool enough to try to help me but its not worth my time. oh well. bhq forever. later Quote
Meat Posted January 29, 2004 Report Posted January 29, 2004 Hey I just seen the thread and those goddam pictures are stolen from website !! Right click on the pic and look at the host. On every page of my site I have the words "No portion of this website may be used without the permission of The Banshee Zone". Those pics will be off BT tonight. Its bullshit you got banned. Quote
evil Posted January 29, 2004 Author Report Posted January 29, 2004 Hey I just seen the thread and those goddam pictures are stolen from website !! Right click on the pic and look at the host. On every page of my site I have the words "No portion of this website may be used without the permission of The Banshee Zone". Those pics will be off BT tonight. Its bullshit you got banned. cool, thanks meat. from the last thing i heard i wasnt banned but i cant even access their site, it says im banned im not hatin but jesus, tell them guys to blow a few mad hits and relaxe a bit. but good thing you cought that, i dont even remember what pics i sent you, its been to long. later Quote
ledofthezep Posted January 29, 2004 Report Posted January 29, 2004 how do u know when ur sisters on her period?????? ur dads dick tastes of blood!!!!!! Well you know why they put strings on tampons don't ya!? ..... ...SO YOU CAN FLOSS AFTER YOU EAT! Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 Its a toss between Streetshee and Led. I don't know any jokes quite that bad. I posted at BT for a few weeks, got bored with it, and haven't even read through the forums in about a year or more. The times I PM'ed Screamin96 (Mike I think his real name is) he seemed pretty cool about stuff. Dont know though because I only visited the site a dozen times or so. Quote
streetshee Posted January 30, 2004 Report Posted January 30, 2004 a guy walks into a bar with his dog,orders a drink,the bar keeper says "what kind of a dog is that?" "its a mongol" he replys,the bar keeper says,"no i think u mean mungrel" as he says that the dog jumps up at the bar,"down syndrome!" he says!! Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 a guy walks into a bar with his dog,orders a drink,the bar keeper says "what kind of a dog is that?" "its a mongol" he replys,the bar keeper says,"no i think u mean mungrel" as he says that the dog jumps up at the bar,"down syndrome!" he says!! I hope I don't go to hell for laughing my head off at that!!!! Quote
Wallrat Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 I must be retarded...that joke made absolutely no sense to me. What does an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends. 3 men, a 25 yr old, a 35 yr old, and a 45 yr old are all applying for the same position at the CIA. They take the 25 yr old, hand him a pistol, and lead him to a door. "Your wife is in the next room," they say, "we need to know that you will do anything we require of you. Go inside and shoot her. You have 10 minutes before we'll unlock this door." So the 10 min. goes by and no shot is heard. Finally they unlock the door and the man, looking somber, hands the gun back and says, " I love my wife too much, I can't do it." They then repeat the test with the 35 yr old and his wife. Once again no shot is heard after the 10 min passes. The man steps out, hands the gun back and says, "I'm sorry, my wife and I have our problems but we're working through them together, I can't shoot her." Finally the test comes to the 45 yr old with his wife. During the 10 minutes no shot is heard, but yelling, screaming, and loud crashing noises are heard. The 45 yr old emerges, sweating and bloodied and says, "some asshole put empty shells in that gun, I had to beat her to death!" A texan visits Alaska and during one of his many rants about how "real men are from texas" one of the alaskans asks him how he faired in the Alaskan Bravery Test. "What's that all about", the texan asks. "First, you have to drink a bottle of whiskey, then you have to wrestle a polar bear, finally you have to survive making love to Big Bertha, the fattest eskimo in alaska". "No problem," the texan replies. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and downs it in one go. Then staggering, he makes his way outside. Screaming, growling, and many viscious sounds come from outside the pub. Finally, the texan opens the door, bloody as all hell, torn clothes hanging from his battered frame. As he staggers in, barely able to walk he slurs, "now....wherrrs thifs big berfa I'ma subbosed to wressle?" Some jokes I remember from the navy: A marine goes to medical for a physical. The doctor tells him that he needs a blood, urine, stool, and semen sample. "Geez doc," the marine replies, "I'm kinda in a hurry, can I just leave my skivvies?" Late one night, a slightly inebriated battleship captain is sitting at the helm of his ship when he notices a light on a head on collision course. He signals, "Please change your course 10 degrees south sir." To which he recieves a signalled reply, "No sir, you change your course 10 degrees north." Infuriated, the captain signals, "I'm a battleship sailer! You change your course!" At which point he recieves the reply, "I'm a lighthouse...your call." Quote
sredish Posted January 31, 2004 Report Posted January 31, 2004 Bluetraxx is for 3rd grade girls. Quote
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