Top Ten banshee sales listing phrases

[quadpro26]

thought of this one when i read this...lol

 

"stupid fast" $22,000 in receipts

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/3080540364.html

 

 

 

or greens snow-mo quad for sale...lol

 

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/3060723170.html

[Dahl87banshee]

I like it when they say "selling due to no time to ride. Will trade for a dirtbike though" If you didn't have time to ride what you have how the hell are you going to ride the dirtbike? Lol

[WINDYCITYJOHN400]

i see your 22K and i raise you 24876, i am all in

 

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/3017658245.html

 

 

If he paid top retail list prices for everything including the original Banshee, paid to have them shipped to Canada and back, paid Chicago's huge state sales tax, and had ride gear custom tailored to fit him.........He still wouldn't hit the $24876 he claims to have spent on just the aftermarket stuff.

[runflat]

this is a bad ass banshee with drag pipes....and it's indestructible http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/mcy/3095104966.html

[runflat]

here's a $5,500 show banshee lol... http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/mcd/2977203997.html

[dcalsv02]

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/3096413463.html

[gwinnraptor]

I like it when they say "selling due to no time to ride. Will trade for a dirtbike though" If you didn't have time to ride what you have how the hell are you going to ride the dirtbike? Lol

 

You beat me to it. Haha

 

I also love when they say "carbs jetted". Doesn't mean shit normally.