vifferman Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess. . . “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and had lots of guns and ate junk food and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end. P.S. and had a bad ass Banshee, or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dicklez Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheesrtoys Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 i don't care who you are thats some funny shit right their. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenyboy Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Why didn't mine say no!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotta_goatsfast Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 That was awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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