Fairy Tale For A Man

[vifferman]

A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess. . .

“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, “No!!!”

So the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads

and hunted

and fished

and raced cars

and went to naked bars

and dated women half his age

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony

and banged cheerleaders

and kept his house

and had lots of guns

and ate junk food

and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work

and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up.

 

The end.

 

P.S. and had a bad ass Banshee, or two.

[06specialedition]

[Dicklez]

I wish.

[bansheesrtoys]

i don't care who you are thats some funny shit right their.

[Glenyboy]

Why didn't mine say no!!!

[gotta_goatsfast]

That was awesome