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Things You Can Only (safely) Say at Thanksgiving


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Talk about a huge breast!

 

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 

It's Cool Whip time!

 

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

 

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

 

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

 

Are you ready for seconds yet?

 

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

 

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

 

Don't play with your meat.

 

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

 

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

 

You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

How long will it take after you stick it in?

 

When the little thingy pops up it's ready.

 

Mmmm, moist meat.

 

I'm stuffed!

  • 2 weeks later...
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It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

 

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

 

Don't play with your meat.

 

You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

How long will it take after you stick it in?

 

When the little thingy pops up it's ready.

 

Mmmm, moist meat.

 

hahaha those were the best

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