LAWYER AND REDNECK

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A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long

flight.

The lawyer is thinking that rednecks are so dumb that he could get one

over on them easy...

So the lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The

redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines

and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a

Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 you ask

me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,

agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the

Earth to the moon?' The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his

pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill

with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the

airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.. He

sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the

redneck and hands him $500.

The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneck

up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes

down with four?'

The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back

to sleep.

Don't mess with rednecks.

We only talk dumb....

[gumby6t9]

HA HA! :yelrotflmao:

[colby72olds]

hahahaha that's a good one

[Animalman294]

Very nice.........I like that one