Good ole Butch

[Face]

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred

young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was

to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).

 

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the

soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he

bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

 

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which

rooster was performing.

 

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by

listening to the bells.

 

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he

was too.

 

But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at

all! John went to investigate.

 

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,

hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

 

But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it

couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to

the next one.

 

John was so proud of old Butch; he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair

and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

 

The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize

but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

 

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making:

 

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most

highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the

populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?