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  1. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

     

    Juan on Juan

     

     

     

    What is a Yankee?

     

    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

     

     

     

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

     

    Doughnuts

     

     

     

    Why is air a lot like sex?

     

    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

     

     

     

    What do you call a smart blonde?

     

    A golden retriever

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

     

    10 years and 45 lbs

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

     

    45 minutes

     

     

     

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

     

    Through his chest with a sharp knife

     

     

     

    Why do Muslim Terrorists crave to have virgins?

     

    They are tired of being laughed at !

     

     

     

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

     

    Because those men already have boyfriends

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

     

    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

     

     

     

    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

     

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

     

     

     

    Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

     

    Because they have cotton balls

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

     

    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

     

     

     

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

     

    Everyone has the same DNA.

     

     

     

    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

     

    Breasts don't have eyes.

     

     

     

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

     

    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

     

     

     

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

     

    A different bar

     

     

     

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

     

    They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

     

     

     

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

     

    A speech impediment

     

     

     

    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

     

    They're hiring.

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

     

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

     

     

     

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

     

    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

     

     

     

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

     

    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ... A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

     

     

     

    Why is there no Disneyland in China?

     

    No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

  2. i have a mate that refuses to plug chop

    and thinks his bike is lean

     

    The 2 above are right on. If he thinks its lean, u really need to at least look at the plug

     

    but from what i have read on here if it is lean it will pull like a mother fucker through all gears and if it is rich it will only pull through the first few gears am i correct for say this?

    Um,... no.

     

    its just that it isnt pulling very well through 4, 5, 6 actually it struggles to get to 6th ,5th just last for even and he only has standard gearing so IMO it is rich

     

    :banghead:

  3. Mods, carbs, elevation, temps and current jet in there now...please.

     

    Sorry Nick...I know I've read it before, but...it's all kinda a blur for me...:)

     

    It sounds like you need to lean the pilot a size or two, but have you used the full adjustment of the air screws already??? (Normally 1.0 to 2.5 turns out??)

     

    :biggrin:

     

    agreed. What u describe is a rich condition not a lean one. What is the screw set at now?

  4. Did u make the little U shaped thing outta wood to put between the bottom of the piston and the case to help slide the cylinder on? Like they show in the Clymers manual? I find that to really help. And yea, I just use a lil flat blade to push the clips in.

  5. wait a minute you guys havnt heard the big give away promotion they are doing for the 08 shee? i just say an add that said if you bring your used banshee to any local dealership and ride it through the front door and do dougnuts in the show room for a solis 5 inutes with out stopping they will measure the ammount of rubber you leave on the floor and the ammount of smoke in the dealership and the person who leaves the most rubber and fills the dealership with the most smoke will win a new 2008 limited edition banshee and free gas and tires for life... the only catch is you have to do all of it naked.

     

     

    :thumbsup: It's true! I read it on myspace!

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