Posted on UK site but thought Id give you a laugh too
Being a complete novice, I have a few Rides of Shame, and thats just the women iv've been with
As far as MX is concerned, My first lap of practice for my first ACU meet, on a solo.
I let everybody go and follow on after, over take a couple, (they must have had problems). Drop my bike at the bottem of a hill and one the guys lands on top of me, End of practice with seperated ribs.
At same meet......
Line up for 1st race, stall on line. Flood bike and cant get it going, have to walk all the way back to the pits.
Line up for 2nd race, stall it again, ribs are killin me, cant get it started, walk back to pits
Third race -- Buy a big f*ck off burger and a beer, sit and watch. 35 quid light for 1/2 a lap.
Now Turned to the Dark side and bought a Shee, First event in two weeks time. Hopfully do more than a lap.
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Treat your Quad like a woman,
Spend a bit of money on her, Buff her up, Then ride her hard an dirty.