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ikikazz

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  1. lol salute
  2. i would ride it like a bull and hold on for 8.1 seconds then BAIL
  3. sand strictly sand. softer when i crash, kinda, i think. ok not really when you go over the handle bars at 80... or 50.......... ok when i start it i fly over the bars so maybe i should just not shut it off....... but newayz roostin my dad is the best except for when i fall trying to roost him like BAM!!!!! power BOOM!!!!!!! back AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ambulance bill, HOLY SH(T FU#K CU^T SL@T WH%RE hospital bill.
  4. is your sister hot and is she willing to try these things?????????
  5. ok here are some other ones hope you like these as much as you like the other ones The Ram- Again, attacking from behind when you start raming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. the force of the wall should allow deeper penetraion. very handy for those lulls in penile sesitivity. the chili dog- you take a dump on her chest and then titty f*ck her. Glass bottom boat- put seran wrap over the skanks face and take a dump Gaylord perry- Going only one knuckle during an anal probe is for whimps. make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole a minimum of 2 nuckles required (either on one finger or multiple) Rodeo f*ck- when you are doing a girl doggy style bend over and whisper in her ear "your almost as good a lay as your sister (or mother if no sister)" then try to hold on for 8 seconds. Louisville Slugger- your girl is servicing you on her knees at some point in time durring this act you putt out twist your hips and yell batter up!! and smack her firmly on the cheek with your baseball like penis. The ultimate... the tripple crown of sex- in the yapper, snapper, crapper all in the same session. and last but certianly not least the fat lip- if you get poisin ivy and then finger a hoe her libia lips will swell a la the fat lip
  6. well, i was at work today and one of my buddies gave some jokes some funny some not. well here is a couple of them. The Bronco- you start by going doggysyle and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girls name. this gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. Woody Woodpecker- While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead. The Fish Eye- Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. Ray Bans- Put your nuts over her eyes sockets while geting head. your can is on her forehead. yes it may be imposible for some of you but it is worth a try. The snowmobile- When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. Angry Dragon- This involves the girl giving guy head and as he is about to cum, karatechop the girl in the throat causing the cum to shoot out her nose making her an angry dragon The houdini- this maneuver is accomplished while going doggy style. as you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back. (making her think you finished...) its at the point when she turns around and BAM!! you bust a nut (in the eye if proper aiming techniques down) also known asw the doug hennigs and david copperfield. and finaly... The wheelbarrow-Man and woman are going doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the womans legs and stands up leaving the womans arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to pillage her vagina. well the is it for now hope you like them
  7. i was there and they didn't stop me i have fmf's. and my xr650 has a big gun exaust and i went by the rangers and they waved to me they didn't care.
  8. only one word can describe that...... WOW
  9. ok i will do that thank you for the help hopefully it will work
  10. bad ass this helps a lot thanks
  11. ok i have a 1993 banshee i went to coral pink and rode for a while then it had no power i killed it as fast as i could. got a tow back from my dad (who couldnt let it go that i got pulled back by a grizzly). put new plugs in it and bam started right up took it across the flats and ran perfect thought it was fine so my dad jumped on it and i took my xr650 and we went out the first hill he went up did the same thing loss of power. . took it home and havent had time to play with it. started it and idle's perfect can slap it in 1st gear and fine once you get to the top end it has no power even not in gear. does that mean the top end is blown or what please help i would be verry greatful.
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