well, i was at work today and one of my buddies gave some jokes some funny some not. well here is a couple of them.
The Bronco- you start by going doggysyle and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girls name. this gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Woody Woodpecker- While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
The Fish Eye- Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
Ray Bans- Put your nuts over her eyes sockets while geting head. your can is on her forehead. yes it may be imposible for some of you but it is worth a try.
The snowmobile- When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Angry Dragon- This involves the girl giving guy head and as he is about to cum, karatechop the girl in the throat causing the cum to shoot out her nose making her an angry dragon
The houdini- this maneuver is accomplished while going doggy style. as you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back. (making her think you finished...) its at the point when she turns around and BAM!! you bust a nut (in the eye if proper aiming techniques down) also known asw the doug hennigs and david copperfield.
and finaly...
The wheelbarrow-Man and woman are going doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the womans legs and stands up leaving the womans arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to pillage her vagina.
well the is it for now hope you like them