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HERE IS MY ASS


crazycanuck

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Well as bbcmud said. There is was riding my banshee like i stole it, rode for 4 days straight with zero problems. got a big group together to ride and on the last day sure as shit we got drinkin and doin bit of drag racing. ( I won ALL of the races. no big fuckin deal) Anywayz i decided to point the nose to the sky and sure as shit the bitch came back over on me goin 35-45mph.

 

I decided to hold on to the bike as i just spet 8 million dallars on it and didnt want it to cart wheel, and in turn my Ass looks like i spent a week in county.... banghead

 

 

here is the bruise on my anus. Broke the tip off my tail bone... bent the grab bar to shit... THATS IT. :headbang:

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How do you bruise your ass that bad and not get a scratch on you?

 

Regardless...I lol'ed

 

you land flat on your ass. hard.

 

I did it last fall on my dirtbike at 30mph or so. my bruise wasnt near that bad though. fucking sucks because you cant even sit properly. I still get a friendly reminder of my stupidity when i sit for awhile. :shootself:

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