God/patriotic story

[race-a-holic]

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A

United States Marine was attending some college courses

between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and

Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an

avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the

professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to

the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I

want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you

exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could

hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor

proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down

to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his

chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there

looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,

noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine

and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did

you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy

today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your

right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent

me.'

[inthemail]

haha good one brotha makes sence in all my religoius beliefs. we got canadian buddies over there too, except. were too stoopid to go to skool, we just investigate imbezzling friends of past prime ministers!

[MarineNYC]

OHHH FUCKING RAAHHH! Liberty, Freedom, and the pursuit of all who threaten it!!