TurboBanshee420 Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 Read aloud..... A drifter walks into a bar.... looks around... no women! Guy goes up to the bartender, says " hey man... there isn't one chick in this town!" Bartender says " hey your pretty sharp " guy goes...." well what do you do for a goodtime around here?" three endings...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The bartend tells the guy... "Well we have this horse out back, give me a few bucks and go out back... grab him and go to town" guy looks at the bartend with disgust... "what the fuck is the matter with you people!!!" so he leaves.... Three days go by, the guy stops back in. Asks the bartend..... "hey man that horse is sounding pretty good now, heres your money" The bartender tells him "hey man no prob, just take it easy on him, he's getting old".... The guy goes out back grabs the horse and starts fucking him. Meanwhile the bartender hears the horse flippin' out and goes out back to see what the matter is.... "jesus fucking christ!!!!!..... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY HORSE? guy says" shit man I thought you said to grab the horse and go to town?" Bartend says " The goddamn town is 3 miles down the road!!!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The bartend says to the guy... "well we have this flock of sheep out back you know...." guy says " holy shit man you guys are FUCKED up I'm outta here" well three days later the guy is getting a bit anxious.... so guy comes back in and says to the bartend "ok tell me the deal with the sheep" barkeep says " well give me a few bucks and go out and take your pick" so the guy gives up a couple bucks and goes out... takes a sheep and starts going at it... Another guy comes out to do his bit and sees what's going on, runs back into the bar. The guy knows something is up and goes in to see what he's doing wrong.... as he walks in everyone jumps back with a gasp.... Guy says " what did I do wrong" Barkeep says " That's the majors girl!!!!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bartender tells the guy.... "well we have an old chinese guy out back we use" guy looks at the bartend like he's got a dick growing out of his forehead and says " WTF!!!! You guys are the most vile fuckers I've ever met!....leaves.... three dayz later he comes back in with a nasty case on blueballs.... "OK... tell me what the deal is with the chinese guy" bartend says " just give me a dollar and you can have him" guy gives up a buck and goes out back.... tries getting down to business but the guy starts running all over the place trying to get away. So the guy goes back into the bar and asks "WTF I though you said ya'll use him to get off?" Barkeep says " yeah but it's 50 bucks for these guys to hold him down!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ heard this one from a friend of mine who isn't quite right.... his best friend was an awesome comic. he died almost a year ago Quote
dajogejr Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 That is some seriously funny shit.... :yelrotflmao: Quote
TexasBansheeMan Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 FUCKN WOW!!!!!! :laugh: What did I do Wrong? Thats the Mayor's girl!!!! Quote
KaosBanshee44 Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
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