I got one for ya's

[TeamRealtreeHD]

There was a family of moles, a mother, father and their little baby mole. They woke up one morning in their hole and decided to go out and catch some breakfast. They all start climbing up the hole to the top with the father first, mother second and the young one third. All of them smell something. The father says, "I smell pancakes". The mother sniffs, and sniffs again. "I smell bacon" she claims. The young one takes a good wiff, and he is behind the first two moles in single file. He sniffs and says "I smell mole-asses"

[Blonda Onda Banshee]

haha had to read it twice but haha...that was cute