Blonda Onda Banshee Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Had these emailed to me....had a good chuckle MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Nice!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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