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A Few Funnys


Blonda Onda Banshee

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Had these emailed to me....had a good chuckle

 

 

 

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%.

Suck a dick and save a smile...

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?

a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner,

u better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

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