bentvalve Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 yo mamma's so fat she uses pillow cases for socks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadzilla400ex Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 your momma's so ugly she could tricker treat over the tellephone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dishman Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 (edited) your momas so fat when she wears yellow people think shes a taxi your momas so fat when she walks across the road she leave potholes your mamas pussy so big when she rides a bike she gets stuck on the seat your mamas so fat her ass looks like two pigs a fuckin Edited December 23, 2006 by dishman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidmark Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu <-(spaghetti sauce) ... she fell in love and broke it ... god couldnt even lift her spirits ... she walked in front of the t.v. and I missed the first six episodes of "12" ... she uses the driveway for a slip and slide ... she sweats crisco Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on a tub of water Yo mama is so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock Yo mama is so hairy when she takes a shower it reminds me of that movie "Gorillas in the Mist" Yo mamas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongue is in jail Yo mamas house is so dirty cockroaches ride around in dune buggies Yo mamas so nasty she has more crabs than red lobster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06BaNsHeE Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu <-(spaghetti sauce)... she fell in love and broke it ... god couldnt even lift her spirits ... she walked in front of the t.v. and I missed the first six episodes of "12" ... she uses the driveway for a slip and slide ... she sweats crisco Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up on a tub of water Yo mama is so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock Yo mama is so hairy when she takes a shower it reminds me of that movie "Gorillas in the Mist" Yo mamas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongue is in jail Yo mamas house is so dirty cockroaches ride around in dune buggies Yo mamas so nasty she has more crabs than red lobster HAHA I like the cockroach one. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullet Man Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 ...she has license plates on the back of her shoes. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbAnyHill Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Your momma is so fat.... Her gear is made by HUMMER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneybags Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 Yo mama is so fat I had to take a train and a bus to get around her. i went to the liberey to check out a book on suicide. they said that the last person did not bring it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
differentstrokes Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 yo mamma's so fat she uses pillow cases for socks! and hula hoops to hold them up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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