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KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks taxes *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: omfg dude what the hell?

KINGlongshanks: sorry im running low on gold ive got to build some

barracks

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude we had a deal you said youd leave me alone

KINGlongshanks: omfg dude haha!!! i told you i wouldnt attack you

as long as you listen to the laws of my country

n00b.

 

william_wallace has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: yeah ok w/e fine here you can have my country im leaving

william_wallace: wtf? BrUcE don't quit you bitch I need you on my team

KINGlongshanks: haha lmfao!!!! you guys are such n00bs hahaha

 

KINGlongshanks sends Prema Nocta on *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude arent your soldiers married wtf?

KINGlongshanks: if i cant burn you out ill breed you out haha.

 

HAMISH has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

Stephen Pwns Ireland has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

Stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

Stephen Pwns Ireland: biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: Stewart wtf should i do dude longshanks is fucking me

up

Stewart: yo KINGlongshanks if your not a pussy come meet me at

Sterling i promise i wont attack you lets just talk

in a p/m

william_wallace: fuck that just aggro him

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: im staying out of this one

william_wallace: robert can my team join yours for the meeting?

ive been playing for years im good.

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: oh shit guys my dad needs to use the comp for

negotions brb.

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

william_wallace: stewart can I come with you?

william_wallce: stewart?!?!?!

william_wallce: S

william_wallace: T

william_wallace: E

william_wallace: W

stewart: yeah sorry dude i was trying to make some soldiers real quick

william_wallace: can i come?

stewart: yeah but dont do anything dude let me do the talking

william_wallace: alright stephen hamish we can go

HAMISH: cool

Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha!!!!! lmfao!!!!! dieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

 

william_wallace: ok longshanks you ready wtf?!?!?!

KINGlongshanks: yeah i had to call my general he was eating real quick

 

Lochlan has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

Stewart: ok lochlan dont attack me ok?!?!?!

Lochlan: yeah whatever just do what i tell you

william_wallace: yo lochlan kiss my ass

Lochlan: stfu

stewart: wallace general omg you guys stop real quick time out

william_wallace: dude the general thinks hes fucking good he has shit

Lochlan: omg dude you dont even have archers

william_wallace: wow sorry im poor dude whatever

 

Lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Archers

 

william_wallace: hahaha you are horrible you cant hit shit

HAMISH: that was gay

Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

lochlan: omfg whatever take this

 

lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Calvalry

William_wallace counters with *Spears*

 

william_Wallace: hahaha I saved my money for spears dumbass

lochlan: wtf!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

 

william_wallace attacks *lochlan* with Infantry

HAMISH attacks *lochlan* with Infantry

Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks lochlan by himself.

 

lochlan: omfg dude you said we would just talk!!!

 

stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

lochlan: haha half your army just lagged out you are going to

get pwned!!!!

 

stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

stewart attacks lochlan with Calvalry

 

william_wallace: hahaha

Stephen Pwns Ireland: biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

 

lochlan has been defeated

lochlan has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys fucking hack!!!!! how did

you get all that shit?!?! bull! bull! bull!

william_wallace: yeah ok we hack whatever you just suck

KINGlongshanks: whatever i have to go to france real quick my son is

getting on ill let him deal with you

HAMISH: pussy

 

KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom*

PRINCedward has entered *Scotland_Freedom*

 

PRINCEedward: ok guys dont attack me please im new can you help me?

william_wallace: alright fine ill help you what do you need to know?

PRINCeedward: how do i make an army?

william_wallace: you need money and you have to build barracks

PRINCEedward no i have that already i just dont know how to do it

william_wallace: ?!?!?!?! umm ok what bases do you see available?

PRINCEedward: york

william_wallace: ok let me go look at it for you and tell you what

you need.

PRINCEedward: ok thanks i dont want to screw my dads shit up hey

wallace i appreciate it

 

william_wallace sacks *YORK*

 

HAMISH: hahaha omfg lmfao william!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha you got OWNEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

PRINCEedward: omg dude wtf?!?!?! you r an asshole i just asked for help

william_wallace: stfu you little bitch

PRINCEedward: dude you are a little prick i cant believe you my dad

is going to kill me

 

Philip has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

PRINCEedward: omfg Phillip help me wallace destroyed my york!

william_wallace: haha i screwed his wife too

Philip: stfu william he doesnt care he has me

HAMISH: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! you are gay!!!!!

Stephen Pwns Ireland: GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks: yo

KINGlongshanks: omg

KINGlongshanks: wtf?!?!?!

KINGlongshanks: dude edward what the hell happened to york?!?!?!

william_wallace: hahaha!!!!

Philip: longshanks chill dude he was lagging

 

KINGlongshanks teamkills *Philip*

 

Philip has been defeated

 

KINGlongshanks: stfu

Philip: omfg!!! whatever.

 

Philip has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks: dude edward you are such a n00b

PRINCEedward: i know lol whatever its just a game get a life losers

 

PRINCEedward has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks: ok now time to own all of you

 

stewart *attacks* william_wallace

KINGlongshanks *burns* Scotland_village_a

 

william_wallace: omfg! FAKE!!!!

HAMISH: shit

 

KINGlongshanks: hahahaha thanks stewart

william_wallace: omfg stewart you bitch

stewart: sorry william

 

william_wallace *Teamkills* stewart

stewart has been defeated

 

stewart: dude i said i was sorry wtf?!?!

 

stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

KINGlongshanks executes *william_wallace*

 

william_wallace has been defeated

 

william_wallace: whatever gg anyhow

 

KINGlongshanks contracts *Cancer*

 

Kinglongshanks: aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

HAMISH: haha

Stephen Pwns Ireland: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: back omfg what happened to william

william_wallace: nothing lochlan tkd me the fag

HAMISH: haha hes dying anyhow look how weak his forces are getting

KINGlongshanks: stfu robert and give me your crown quick so i can

come back

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaa what a n00b i lied you aint getting my crown!

lol!!!!

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe attacks *England*

HAMISH attacks *England*

Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks *England*

 

KINGlongshanks: dude no fair im diseased wait until im healthy pussy!!

 

KINGlongshanks has been defeated

 

KINGlongshanks: omfg dude you are so fucking cheap you said youd give

me your crown

william_wallace: haha sucks to be you

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: i know i did but you are gay anyway

KINGlongshanks: omfg!!! whatever im not playing with you n00bs again BYE!

 

KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

SCOTLAND WINS

 

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaha yes my crown bitch!!!!

HAMISH: haha awesome gg

Stephen Pwns Ireland: gg

william_wallace: gg i guess at least you guys won after i died

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: sorry you got killed william but whatever

william_wallace: its alright im joining *The_Patriot* anyhow

later

HAMISH: bye

Stephen Pwns Ireland: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

william_wallace has left *Scotland_Freedom*

HAMISH has left *Scotland_Freedom*

Stephen Pwns Ireland has left *Scotland_Freedom*

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom*

 

 

 

Dune*invisable*has left *Scotland_Freedom*

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