The Rebel Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) I just got my new Ford pickup truck but returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this"! He spoke up and said , "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" Willie" ! He continued, and right away, "On The Road Again", began playing from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Metallica" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them . I yelled "ASSHOLES!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze. Damn, I LOVE my truck Edited August 9, 2006 by The Rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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txblueshee Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 lmao.... Here I was thinkin you needed a new stereo... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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