Hillbillies

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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

 

 

 

 

 

1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air

 

 

conditioner.."

 

 

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"

 

 

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

 

 

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one

of

 

 

them new fangled warshin' machines!"

 

 

 

 

 

1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"

 

 

2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

 

 

 

 

 

3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer

 

 

wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day

lookin'

 

 

fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

 

 

 

 

 

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"

 

 

 

 

 

3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.

[SICK BOY]