To Lighten things up.

[Oilsmoke]

Here is a Joke

 

Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The three engineers look at each other with bewilderment, wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred." The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage! somewhere in the system." The Microsoft engineer suggests, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work."

[racer]

)insert chinese accent) oo, you so funny.

[PolyKarbon]

I liked it.

[nickxc]

yup yup yup. good one...

[rebelbanshee2]

that is a good one...expecially because it describes my trouble shooting methods exactly (for computers AND cars )

[Cotton eyed Joe]

that is a good one...expecially because it describes my trouble shooting methods exactly (for computers AND cars )

You don't beat on things with a hammer?

 

It don't fix shit but you feel 1000x better about the situation.

[nickxc]

You don't beat on things with a hammer?

 

It don't fix shit but you feel 1000x better about the situation.

 

 

 

 

If I cant find a hammer I just wack it with whatever I can find. It actually fixes things sometimes. WEll in my mind anyway

[rebelbanshee2]

that is a good one...expecially because it describes my trouble shooting methods exactly (for computers AND cars )

You don't beat on things with a hammer?

 

It don't fix shit but you feel 1000x better about the situation.

well if that doesnt work Ill use what i call the TLC method (no not tender loving care, thats for sissies) Its Tape (of the duck variety) Lubricant (wd-40 or really heavy grease) and Cursing (typically coupled with a BFH)