DopeyTripod Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. > > SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER. > > COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I > had to go COCKATOO! > > SODAS: My vieja has angry issues and SODAS her sister. > > JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! > > JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your problem! > > TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how! > > HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in > the back! > > BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! > > JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! > > MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! > > CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said > ay vato CHEESE with me!! > > TEXAS : My friends always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. > > WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! > > HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES. > > HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put > some make-up on cabrona. You scared me! > > CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER! > > HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up! > > FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeypuncher Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 s'mores: haha, there was another thread with spanish definitions but this one has s'mores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caddyman Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 LOL....thanks dopey. More for me to tease my daughter with. I get to meet the boyfriend Saturday......I'm going to quiz him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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