LMAO Stan, that’s funny shit. I think we should kill the motherfucker. Make him eat burning rubber bands, and locked in a jail cell, with 50 obesse cubans who just ate 10 cans of beans, 4 cans of sardines, 3 bean burritos with extra jalapeno hot sauce, 3 eggs, 2 cans of expired haring, and 1 box of cheese doodles with extra fish liver. Let him have no fresh air for 1 week, and make him eat already processed sloppy joes. THEN beaten with a piece of heavy mining equipment, and left in a forest, bleeding to death in the moonlight.
Or lock him in a room with 3 hostile apes while they are in heat..