Brooke

Thats funny. I thought you considered me the embodiment of evil.

holy shit. details man, details!! wonder how bad he busted his ass. that sucks.

WHO SAID THE F-WORD?!! ...oh just the n-word. carry on then...

any guy that tells me he just loves me for my personality usually gets laughed at. you cant be naieve. i guarantee dune girl would take a hot dumb guy over an ugly smart one anyday, as long as the hot one isnt an asshole.

see homegirl knows what im saying i think looks only get you more assholes to sort through. no offense to the men here. when i speak, present company is excluded, of course.

pssh. this ass might get me quantity but certainly not quality. id be happy living the white trash lifestyle as long as im with someone who doesnt treat me like a complete piece of shit. ill take brokedick over asshole anyday. the male ego is a wonderous thing. youre lucky you found someone whos so good to you. im jealous. youre right though, i suppose. about it all. especially about planning paying off. i mean, hell, relationships arent supposed to be easy, you should have to work to keep it going. i have no problem keeping things interesting to keep a man happy. as long as it goes both ways.

hahaha cali sounds nice right now, im freezing my ass off here already and its not even october. your honesty is refreshing, and youre such a sweetheart about your wife in an asshole sorta way. its great lol you pretty much got it made. so many people would kill for a wife like yours. you killed me with that. i cant form a full thought right now that doesnt involve naughty things.

thats what im saying dude. you dont want some new lame 20 something everynight. thats shit gets old. you know better. they're all the same after a while and none as good as what you got. ...then again i have no clue what im talking about since i seem to be perpetually single. im just hoping thats what its like once i finally settle down. grass is always greener i suppose

that one dude had an inny. didnt know they came that way.

thats one i havent heard. my sister is blonde, im always busting out the blonde jokes. im always in need of new material.

im only mean to you to facilitate hate sex.

scary part is, i've mellowed over the years.

ooooh shit!!!!

yea i may have made more than a few pinko/bleedingheartliberal/dirtyhippy/kerryferry/floweringlefty comments.

ive made over 1700 completely useless posts. power to the post whores. lets have a party.

wow. ive always said size doesnt matter, but those could be a difficult problem to deal with. im sort of in shock.

whaaaaaat?! blue im shocked. of all people id think youd know that game gets old after a while. than again, ive never been married so maybe you do know better than i.

i bet he disabled html in sigs again

i know. i got even more awesome. hard to believe huh?

definately overdue for some reform. i always think of my aunt telling me about the day some social services chick showed up at her door. at the time my aunt was a single mother, living alone with a young son. the social services woman was trying to get my aunt to sign up for state aid, food stamps and such. my aunt politely said, thanks for your concern, but i dont need it, im a nurse and i make enough to support myself and my son....well that lead to a heated argument with the woman, who started insisting she sign up, the more people who sign up for aid, the more money the state gets blah blah. my aunt said the state kept sending different people over and over trying to get her on it. wtf does that tell you about the system??

good idea blue. ive got access to a film crew you can use, they will donate their time to a worthy cause, and can be trusted to back up your story to the feds if need be might i suggest stashing your loot deep in the maine woods?

GET IN LIIIIIINE, FUCKER!!!!