Brooke

hahahaha

those are bigger than mine, god dammit

heeeey happy birthday to you too!

awwwwww happy birthday!!!!! damn. its a special day. youre one of my favorites. i feel like i should show you my tits or something.

flatbillers are hot like WHOA!

yea im curious too. he never said who he ended up having make the site for him.

my point was, how can you want to go back to high school years when there is so much more to life AFTER high school.

theres more to life than hanging out and doing nothing. if not then you have a pretty sad life.

i think its funny how cerebral people get about their tattoos. they reach so far to figure out some sort of meaning for something. thats pretty much meaningless. just get something you like, something that youll enjoy looking at forever. if you need other people to validate your decision, dont bother.

IT WASNT MY DESK AND WASNT MY CANDLE i dont dig candles. your name is funny.

whats the point of pissing off your employer and fellow townspeople? they are here illegally. they are lucky they havent been deported yet. id say they have a lot of nerve.

like i said, it wasnt my desk. its a candle.

all they are gonna accomplish is pissing people off. not too wise.

haha i stopped looking a while ago. i was told when you stop looking youll find that right one.

i fucking hated high school. worst years of my life. i cant imagine wanting a tattoo to remember it.

NO!!

ha! i knew it. i bet theyre blonde like this

we need to find you the coolest avatar ever

stan, that whole self reflection, why the fuck did i stay in this for so long, thing comes with almost every relationship. im literally too embarassed to talk much about some of my past relationships because once i was out of them i was mortified that i had stuck around for so long. not to mention mortified that i stuck around til i got dumped instead of the other way around. just keep reminding yourself that you always stayed true to yourself and kept being the good man we all know you are. i really am still stunned about it all. youre one of my idols and i cant imagine someone being able to stand in front of you and say 'nope, dont want you anymore' its beyond my comprehension. like i said, some people just dont know how good theyve had it.

sounds like you have some interesting dating stories. guys like you have to be careful. there are so many women out there just looking for a man to walk all over. they pounce at the first hint of low confidence. i bet youd be a dream of a boyfriend/husband with the right girl. but with the wrong girl, baaaad scene. i bet that girl ten years ago knew just how to crush you. its a shame. you need to realize youre an awesome person, and any chick would be lucky to have you.

youll have a blast. my dad goes every year, we live in maine so we have moose all over, and bear. ive never gone because, to be honest, moose scare the shit outta me. ive seen toooo many up close and personal. they are huuuuuuge and agressive. way bigger than people think. im itty bitty, so id rather keep my distance youre not gonna find many PETA types here, no worries.

i cant believe shes taking the dog i dont see how you can be with someone for ten years and just quit like that. or just spring it on you like that out of nowhere. im still shocked. some people dont know how good they have it. if she doesnt see how fucking awesome you are, then she never deserved to have you in the first place.

i am so shocked i dont even know what to say. i feel horrible im so sorry stan aaaand thats all i'll say considering she might be reading this.

yea, what he said. im perpetually single and dont really mind much, since im so horrible at picking men. i could tell you a zillion horrible breakup stories dude, trust me, you'll look back and remember this as just another story in the library of your life. pipebomb, shame on you for letting one chick keep you off the market for so long. she obviously wasnt the one for you, so why let her have so much power over your life now? onward and upward man. a broken heart is part of life. just another story to tell. life is too short to dwell. you obviouslly kick ass, so youre doing a horrible thing by not sharing yourself.