Hummer H2?? LOL... The most overratted POS on wheels. Have fun replacing tie rods when you turn the wheels All while getting 9mpg and 0-60 in 1 1/2 hrs.
I'm not into Euro sport cars or exotics but i'd love to have a tricked out S2000 and a Viper (previous generation, the new ones are ugly).
For offroading... Cummins powered single cab Power Wagon or an 05 TJ Rubicon Unlimited.
Solid axles>Independent Front Suspension x1000