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I need a damn Coil went riding last night and Shee just Died, did a good ol Ben BB electrical check and im not getting any resistance from the "-" 2 the Spark plug leads. Marcus

I got a pair of stock front shock off a 98 that R white Springs in good condition. Marcus

got one layin around Stock Stator works perfect and RickyStator Timing Aduster plate thingy ma jigy make an offer ill give it away cheap, preferably 2 some 1 who needs it. Marcus

WTF!?

that was funny

got a stock stator with RickyStator timing plate. make an offer its yours. Marcus

i had the samething happen 2 me. shoot me a price and its yours. got 1 whole light with bolt, not in 2 bad of shape got extra bulb 2 Marcus

i got the nuts if u need them, and washers

I got the case saver in plastic. just wont go above 16t sprocket only 15t and lower.

i got some mains and pilots 4 the Keihin PJ34 not the caps Ill check and c what i got. and post l8tr

How much 4 AXLE???

U impresed me!

Limp559 U managed 2 get every 1 on BHQ against U LOL

Glad 2 B a Male species

WOW U WENT FROM TALKING ABOUT QUITING SMOKING 2 THIS! U ARE A DEFINATLY AN BRAINLESS JAR HEAD AND ILL STILL WOOP UR ASS 4 FUN.

They also say the bigger they are, the harder they fall . HAHAHAHAHAH more like bigger I am Harder u fall moron I feel like lighting up just 2 piss u off, and flick it on your lawn

Bash me. my 240lb pound ass, and my 26" Pythons will take u on any day and i dont need 2 say much

I dont smoke But u r a fucking IDIOT Go talk shit on a Smokers Fourm! loser

GOOD TIP!!!

Ill tell U what here in Miami These spanish People GO NUTZ!! They Block off the whole street for like 20 Blocks DRUNK HAPPY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!! Marcus

that part had me pissi'n in my pants. best shit I read in a long time. Marcus

NICE FIND!!

Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank : "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, So I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili: Judge # 1 A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 ( Frank ) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili: Judge # 1 - Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili: Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Need more beans. Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer. Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic: Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out tastebuds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT -- just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover: Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed the paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those Rednecks. Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety: Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili: Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili #8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili: Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.

HAHAHAAHHAHAH WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! think I saw some of the chicks I dated in school! j/k

YO IM GOING THIS SUNDAY 2 THE HUMPS SO LOOK OUT 4 ME BLU SHEE, Race Cut, ELKA fronts, Camo Pants Long GoTee, my name is Marcus LET ME KNOW IM DOWN!!!!!!!!! commin with another Shee. Marcus