Now this is a classic.
Olie and Lena where sitting in church on Sunday when the priest announces that there is a new couple in town. He asks the parish to help them out.
First the owner of the county market stands up and donates a weeks worth of food.
Then the furniture store owner stands up and donates some furniture.
Lena stands up and says that she will have sex with them for a week.
The priest says Lena why did you say that.
Lena- Well Olie leaned over and said f*ck'um.
This man gets on a plane flying from New York to L.A.
He sits down in his seat when the the man next to him says "If we have a conversation during the flight it will go faster.
So the man askes what do you want to talk about?
How about nuclear power?
So the man says, First let me ask you a few questions.
When a deer eates grass and takes a crap they crap out little berries
And when a horse eats grass it craps out apples
And when a cow eats grass it leaves big pies.
Why is that?
Other man I don't know?
Well you don't know sh*t, so what makes you think you know Nuclear power.