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SHEe DEVIL

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  1. Merry Christmas to all of ya. Be safe and have a few for me.
  2. shes just showing her opinion just as you are.
  3. Happy Bday little bro. Have a good one driving home. We will get together sometime soon and party it up.
  4. I can see some craziness, but its not comming from Brooke.
  5. NO NO duder not hateful at all. I LOVE ALL OF YA, lol.
  6. LMAO ya got me to giggle on that one.
  7. heres mine
  8. well I have the snow but no banshee
  9. I think I should get a spank and punished.
  10. oops I made a repeat.
  11. Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
  12. The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield!!!
  13. A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'"
  14. Here's a joke for all of you dedicated deerhunters A man and his good friend were hunting, when a HUGE 12 point buck walked up to them. The hunter carfully raised his rifle, removed the safety and took aim. Before he could pull the trigger, his friend alerted him to the funeral procession that was passing by on the road near their stand. The hunter put the safety back on, slowly lowered the gun from his shoulder. He then closed his eyes, bowed his head out of respect. His friend was totally amazed and said, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing that I've ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged, "Yeah, well...we were married for 35 years."
  15. Check this shit out Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Beer Man will know! YOUR AGE BY BEER MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have beer (more than once but less than 10) Even if you don't drink at all, just pick "1" - it's the thought that counts sometimes!! 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
  16. you need a sled with hand warmers.
  17. LOL how much was your ticket for underage?
  18. north eastern mn here
  19. wtf is your problem. did you get bored screwing the chick in the ass? Loco has never done anything to me or most of everyone. I dont see why a quiet person like youreself would come on the forum and start trouble unless your bored. Your more or less a quiet person on YIM so please quit comming on here when you have a wild hair up your ass to start trouble, cause I know you like to do that. This shit just bothers the hell outta me.
  20. SHEe DEVIL

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    lol nice,
  21. Come on peeps Im kinda bored tonight.
  22. SHEe DEVIL

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    Well dear I have been here for a long long time. Maybe ill repost the pic.
  23. SHEe DEVIL

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    HAHAH damn maybe i should have left my pic up.
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  25. SHEe DEVIL

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    I think I have have some somewhere just for you Brook. Ill talk a dig and see what I can find.
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