I was looking for a new Corvette a few weeks ago, and on Ebay I found 3 that were really cheap. As it turns out, the guy was in Holland, and wanted me to wire him $4000. Yeah right dude! Not all Americans are stupid.
However, your first clue should be the spelling errors in the ebay emails. I'm pretty sure ebay has a decent spell check. Besides, I don't think the investors of ebay and the board of directors would allow some non english speaking import fuckhead to send out official emails.
You guys have to pay attention. If the deal is too good to be true, it is!