The Rebel Posted August 9, 2005 Report Posted August 9, 2005 Two men were driving through Mississippi when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Mississippi, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Mississippi, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license; he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What the f*** did you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making sure your wish comes true," replied the Trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you were gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!" Quote
dune_girl Posted August 9, 2005 Report Posted August 9, 2005 i'll have to post that one at work Quote
The Rebel Posted August 10, 2005 Author Report Posted August 10, 2005 i'll have to post that one at work 402669[/snapback] Hah, that ought to go over well. Let me know how that comes out dg. Hehe Quote
dune_girl Posted August 10, 2005 Report Posted August 10, 2005 Hah, that ought to go over well. Let me know how that comes out dg. Hehe 402980[/snapback] oh they'll laugh...they have a pretty good sense of humor Quote
bansheeryder_69 Posted August 10, 2005 Report Posted August 10, 2005 (edited) haha thats a funny one. is Dunegirl like a cop or something? Edited August 10, 2005 by bansheeryder_69 Quote
MudSlinger09 Posted August 10, 2005 Report Posted August 10, 2005 is Dunegirl like a cop or something? shes one of those good ones you see in the porns Quote
MudSlinger09 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 the first porn i saw was a chick cop porn , but i think she was a lawyer ... Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 14, 2005 Report Posted August 14, 2005 shes one of those good ones you see in the porns 403174[/snapback] LOL Like one of the cops that puts your dick under arrest and she isn't wearing panties? There is a local cop here that I wouldn't mind being pulled over and searched by. Quote
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