Woody could

[The Rebel]

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker

were arguing about

which place had the toughest trees.

 

The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that

no woodpecker could

peck.

 

The California woodpecker accepted his challenge,

and promptly pecked a

hole in the tree with no problem.

 

The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

 

The California woodpecker then challenged the

Hawaiian woodpecker to

peck a tree in California that was absolutely

unpeckable.

 

The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed! confidence he

could do it, so accepted

the challenge.

 

After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker

successfully pecked

the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers

were now confused.

 

How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able

to peck the

Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able

to peck the

California tree, but neither was able to peck the

tree in their own

state?

 

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to

the same

conclusion:

 

 

 

 

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from

home.

[mybadbanshee]

"A" for effort on the jokes today guys

[bansheefreestyler]

hah that was good

[JARE77]

How true