The Rebel Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee." The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chipdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 nice way to put it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Pardon me, but would you mind if I pass the brown poupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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