Dicklez Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 The Pregnant ...... The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean there's more?' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew? She said.... 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClayAiken Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Blondes. :rotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asian_invasion Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 haha thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 What do you call a dead blonde in a broom closet? The 2002 Hide and go seek Champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06specialedition Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Thats awesome haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_scregg13 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 hahahhha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpwdhatch Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup79 Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 I'm a blonde so I can post this... A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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