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  11. Man throws his own severed penis at police

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    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

     

    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

     

    Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

     

    "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

     

    Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

     

    Smashing car windows

     

    Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

     

    Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

     

    The occupants were not home, he added.

     

    Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

     

    "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

     

    Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

     

    Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

     

    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

     

    Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

     

    "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

     

    um... wha?

  15. Contract of wifely expectations

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    This guy has some serious issues to work out how can he expect a women to obey his every command and never disagree or say no.....Someone needs to smack him and knock his head straight.

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    You have broke Rule # 2

     

    During my time you will not complain about anything to me, or about me......

     

    You lost 20 GBD's !!

     

     

     

     

    :evil: J/K !

  16. Contract of wifely expectations

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    Sounds like a shovanistic pig.  What ever happened to The Code of Chivalry and the Rules of Courtly Love?  I know I was taught to respect women.  I can't believe that crap that guy had in there.

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    As much as I disagree with that contract, SHE DID MARRY HIM. She must be just as much as a pig as him for even considering marrying him after a contract like that :shootself: Maybe she is turned on by that type of submissive relationship

  17. Contract of wifely expectations

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02170...ml?link=rssfeed

     

    This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed.

     

    This may be the first time the words "ingestion of cum" have been used in a written contract.

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