Big spender

[The Rebel]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

 

bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins

 

to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

MAN: "Hello."

 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

MAN: "Yes."

 

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

 

It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006

 

models. I saw one I really liked."

 

MAN: "How much?"

 

WOMAN: "$90,000."

 

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing*the house I wanted last year is

 

back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will

 

probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really

 

a pretty good price."

 

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

 

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him

 

in astonishment, mouths agape.

 

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[WALLACE84]

Nice

[Cotton eyed Joe]

I've done shit like that with wrong numbers on my cell phone.

 

mmm..

 

I'm pretty sure I got someone fired once.

[Dinner]

thats good

[super88_banshee]

Good one!

[MILO]

good one... not the ending i was expecting.

[Ls7colorado]

[Kayleigh]

hahaha! was waiting for that catch to that one...no guy would be that easy with his money