Ruko Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" she obliges and opens the door. "Take out one of the bottles and drink it!" "But its full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. " Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. " Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.... "Not that f******g difficult is it?" he says. Quote
dawarriorman Posted October 31, 2005 Report Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) Thats fucking hilarious. Hey, what happened to the filter? Nevermind, it doesn't matter, we can say fuck now, hooray Edited October 31, 2005 by dawarriorman Quote
ozosborne Posted November 2, 2005 Report Posted November 2, 2005 Poor guy! Being robbed of getting decent head! LOL! Good one! Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.