Funny Joke

[Ducman]

I've heard some pretty funny jokes about government workers, especially about Cal Trans, being that I'm a government employee for Cal Trans. A civil engineer buddy of mine from when I was in school that now works in the private industry sent me this joke. Pretty funny shit. Lets hear your government worker jokes.

 

 

Subject: Smart Cat

 

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an

Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the

fourth was a Government Employee....

 

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

 

T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a

circle, a square, and a triangle.

 

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

 

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided

them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

 

Everyone agreed that was good.

 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure,

do your stuff."

 

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce

glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.

 

Everyone agreed that was good.

 

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

 

The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."

 

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper,

screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a

grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

 

 

My friends comment: so where does your cat fit in all this, being you work for the government and you

are an engineer?