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Duneman101

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Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

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LOL i see one issue with society, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE will believe this is a valid argument, and try and justify it to what little friends they have.

 

Well then hopefully darwin was right, and when the douche bag that takes this seriously does drive drunk he only kills himself :dance:

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