AbsoLut

Oh.. lol.. isee now.. had to look closer

rofl that's funny as hell... but where the hell you at.. i don't see any sign of you near the 'shee

heh i remember doin my first wheelie on my banshee.. fuckin racked it and bent the grab bar.. but it came back in 5th on dirt WHICH BRINGS ME TO A GOOD QUESTION (for once) What's the best mod/setup to do to a banshee for ridin wheelies.. that's all i do is ride wheelies.. and a little trail ride everynow and then. I read somewhere on here that a -2.5 swingarm helps a lot So what would you guys recommend and where can i get it.. and how much is all this shit gonna cost me.. And how come whenever people see you riding a wheelie they automatically think you're tryin to show off? 9 times outta 10 when i ride wheelies i'm by myself in a remote straight where no one is.. then some fucker comes up on a z400.. "nice wheelie show off" i hate those kinda pricks i ride wheelies because i enjoy it, not because i want to show off... Whens the last time you got laid ridin a wheelie for some ATV hookers?

Hrm. I feel like a pervert.. all i ever do is read posts.. never post anything unless i can't find it on the forums.. GOD I FEEL LIKE SUCH A SEARCH ABUSING WHORE! <3 AbsoLut Like a good neighbor statefarm is there. BTW, you think hittin' ninjas sister's pothole hurt my penis... or would you guys say it's been "properly broken in" with over 500 hours use? Nothin like takin your ATV off road and dabblin in some mudholes.. if you know what i mean (and ninja if you ask what the f*ck that means.. means i plugged your sisters poopshoot.. Just to clarify it for the dumbass )

Warcraft iii. nuff said. Oh and the occasional hello to my wife. :D

Cut mine up and scattered it in small pieces over the yard so my brother will have fun times mowing the grass

hrm.. i used to ride a 1984 250 4-trax.. i think it was a 4 trax.. might ajust been a trax Anyway road it from when i was 10 until i was 16 then got a '01 400 EX.. Disgusted in it.. sold it.. bought a '02 CBR 929.. Sold it bought '02 'shee.. this baby's not goin up for sell

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I thought Brandon Balance won round one? And Bill got 1 in round 2.. rofl oh well Glad i didn't see any Kawasucki's there ;D

Oh yea i'm watchin it. this shit is pimp Damn that shit looks like fun... Hell that's basically trail ridin here in KY Lots a mud and shit.. Lets all go sign up for this shit WTF does LEG and LON abbreviation for.. there's another one on there but i don't remember it.. i recognize Kaw, Hon, Suz Aww sweet, bill balance is a kentucky rider.. ;d Oh wow, i've heard of like 3 kentucky riders to like 1 florida rider... GOGO KY oh sweet there's gonna be a race close to my hometown.. good ol London KY.. i remember goin there last year it's badass

K thx.. Now i just gotta find another job.. i lost mine about a week ago and i can't even afford to buy oil for my shee or even put gas in it anymore... DAMN THE SYSTEM!

Gordon Lightfoot owns

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction Benny Benassi - I love my Sex Zombie Nation - Kernkraft400 DaRude - Sandstorm Ole Van Dansk - Shining Star (club mix) Buckethead - The Bomb DJ Venom - Insomnia Remix Dj Mangoo - Eurodancer DJ QuickSilver - Techno Macht Spass Grandma Funk - Shakin That Ass DJ Sammy & Yanou - Calling You and anything else techno Techno is good.. but oldies is better.. i just can't remember the oldies Oh yea.. Paul McCartney - Uncle Albert ??? - Take the long way home ??? - Blinded by the light Haddaway - What is love Lionel Richie - All Night Long DR. Hook - Hooked On A Feeling i would tell you more.. but i'm to lazy to open up my mp3 player..

Hrm.. Somehow i lost the bolt that goes to the bar on the front fender thing.. ya know? the black bar that connects to your fender and frame (i guess it's teh frame) anyway, anyone know what that's called so i can go get it at the "stealership" D: Also, what's that black plasticy thing on the right side where the kickstart is towards the bottom.. I broke it too..

Rofl, no he looks more like me when i was a baby than he looks like his mom Eh? Another absolut? what the hell.. oh well ^.- i just got on the forums like 3 weeks ago, so it wasn't me Only bad thing about havin a kid, the mother won't let me hold him cuz some stoopid shit.. Oh well the babies home now so i'll get to hold him all i want.. to bad his mother and i seperated.. child support is gonna sux oh yea btw, i'm fixin to go to California where they had all those wildfires and shit and i'm thinkin about takin my banshee.. if there's any place to ride lemme know.. if i can't find a place then my OTHER babies stayin home with the other baby... *double negatives?*

hrm.. i'll prolly just try and teach him mechanics.. then when he gets big enough to reach the footpegs on the shee i'll take him ridin a few times.. then ride on back with him for a while so he doesn't kill himself... Then possibley get him a brand spankin new one.. who knows.. but i know one thing.. that kid ain't gettin a dammed 4 stroke

Here's his pics.. day after

you guys are great ^.- But i guess i'd have to learn how to work on a 'shee before i can teach him how.. heheh.. Rofl that's some funny shit The sad thing is, there'll prolly be something that'll smoke a banshee.. Like a hybrid banshee .. that'd be a pain in the ass.. But i did see this shirt that said "My dad's faster than your dad" and it had some banshee's on it.. I'm gonna get him that.. Oh and the bitch mom won't let me even freakin hold him yet.. Oh well

ty ty i WAS supposed to go on a ridin trip this weekend with a buncha guys from my old work.. But doesn't look like thats gonna happen.. Unless i visit the hospital early in the morning.. stay for a couple of hours and leave.. but i doubt it. i love that little booger to death ;D

After 18 hours of being in the hospital at 11:48 EST on November 14th a little one entered the world.. His name is Zachery Tyler White.. This little one also happens to be my son. ;D Iunno why i let you all know about it, but hell i read more posts than i type.. And i figured you are some good guys (and a gal maybe? ) Anyway there's my story I'll prolly have to sell my shee to afford diapers! Name: Zachery Tyler White Born: 11:48 PM Nov 14th Weight: 9 lbs 15oz ( he's a big'en) height: 22 1/2" long Boy i sure know how to spread my seed.. Now i just need to get him a little shirt with a 'shee on it ;D -AbsoLut

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Squirrel sits on rock and cracks nuts while man sits on crack and rocks nuts.. Just my 2 cents

Mine does the same thing.. But then i ride it around the yard for 5 minutes and it's fine ;D