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An atheist was walking through the woods.


> -----

> "What majestic trees"!

> "What powerful rivers"!

> "What beautiful animals"!

> He said to himself.


> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes

> behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards

> him.


> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &

> saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder

> again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He

> rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of

> him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to

> strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"


> Time Stopped.

> The bear froze.

> The forest was silent.


> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You

> deny my existenc e for all these years, teach others I don't exist and

> even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you

> out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?


> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of

> me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You

> could make the BEAR a Christian"?


> "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the

> forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws

> together, bowed his head & spoke:


> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty,

> through Christ our Lord, Amen."





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